Job seekers behaving badly

Here's a few comments made at interview that I have heard about. You have been warned.

"I can't work with women." (The interviewer was a woman.)
"I've already accepted another position, but I thought I may as well turn up to this interview just in case this was a better paying job."
"Please excuse some of my replies as I am still a little hung-over from the weekend." (It was a Wednesday.)
"I had a dream and a fairy told me I should work for your company."
"I am applying to this job because I am about to be fired."